Bruce Kushnick

Lyrics

[Intro]
[distorted electric guitar riff, fast punk drum beat enters]

[Verse 1]
[male vocals]
I don't want to eat anything with a face
I don't want to eat anything that has fur, or flies, or swims in the sea
I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy
[group backing vocals] Yeah, yeah! Oh yeah!
[guitar power chords] Ed-dy, ed-dy, ed-dy, ed-dy, oh no!

[Verse 2]
Now fish and eggs and milk are not vegan foods
I repeat
And I don't go home and cheat and pull out some meat
That would not be cool
I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy

[Bridge]
[half-time feel]
Very nice when I really, really, really, really, really, really want a slice of pizza
[tempo speeds back up]
But then I remember what Frank Zappa said, "Call any vegetable and a vegetable will respond to you"
[group backing vocals] Really? Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

[Verse 3]
Now there are those who are really pescatarians who eat some fish
And there are those who are really flexitarians who eat some meat
But I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy
[group backing vocals] Oh yeah!

[Outro]
Call any vegetable
Oh yeah
Call any vegetable
[final drum fill and guitar feedback]