From the recording KushTone
For my Brother, the Vegan, Previously published, the song won the American Vegan songwriting contest.
Lyrics
I don't want to eat anything with a face
I don't want to eat anything that has fur, or flies, or swims in the sea
I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy
Yeah, yeah! Oh yeah!
[Ed-dy, ed-dy, ed-dy, ed-dy, oh no!
Now fish and eggs and milk are not vegan foods
I repeat
And I don't go home and cheat and pull out some meat
That would not be cool
I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy
Very nice when I really, really, really, really, really, really want a slice of pizza
But then I remember what Frank Zappa said, "Call any vegetable and a vegetable will respond to you"
Really? Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Now there are those who are really pescatarians who eat some fish
And there are those who are really flexitarians who eat some meat
But I am a vegan, a vegan, a tofu-eating, peace-and-joying, hug-a-tree loving, solar cell, wind power, save the earth kind of guy
] Oh yeah!
Call any vegetable
Oh yeah
Call any vegetable